do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i barfeds in our rink
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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