I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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