I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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