New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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