I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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