Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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