So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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