Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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