dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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