So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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