sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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