apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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