Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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