if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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