im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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