Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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