Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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