whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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