I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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