It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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