I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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