I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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