is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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