what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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