pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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