i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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