Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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