Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
never play flip cup with pint glasses
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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