She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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