Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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