dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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