I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
