he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So squirting runs in the family.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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