If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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