My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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