I'm really into asian looking animals
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
