Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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