And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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