Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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