Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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