Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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