Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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