They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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