I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Your tits are I can't wait for
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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