Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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