omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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