I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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