butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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