No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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