She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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