After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize