her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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