He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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