he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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