well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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