Midget sex pt 2 tonight
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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