Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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