So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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